Words from Owen

I haven't been very good about posting lately but in the last couple of days, Owen has said some pretty funny stuff so I thought I'd share...

After making a pretend drawing, this was our conversation:
Owen: Have you seen this guy?
Mommy: No, what does he look like?
Owen: He's big, and he wears a camoflauge hat.
Mommy: Oh, does he have a name?
Owen: Yes, it's Nathan Garver!

Owen has never been allowed to sit on the coffee table but while watching a movie the other day, he snuck up there and said this:
Owen: Mommy, don't come in the living room and see me sit on the coffee table, okay??
Mommy: Are you supposed to be sitting on that?
Owen: Just don't come in here and see me, okay?
Daddy: I see you Monkey...
Owen: Daddy, DON'T say a word!

After discussing baby names he says this:
Owen: Andrew says he's going to name his baby Andrew, so I want to name our baby Owen
Mommy: But if you're both named Owen, you won't know when I'm yelling who is in trouble.
Owen: Well then I guess you just shouldn't yell.


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